Back to back posts on the same day?
Within the same theme?!?
Next stop: anarchy.
The fact of the matter is that I just finished a 12 hour day and need something to focus on for my MAX ride home from the airport so that I don’t fall asleep and end up in Hillsboro.
Ergo, the MAX Blog Challenge hashtag.
But also, after my 5 am to 5 pm shift today, I’m feeling pretty jazzed because I got a shit ton of stuff accomplished today.
Not everything, by any means.
But, a shit ton.
Not bad for my work week’s Wednesday, eh?
Well, I should say, the first Wednesday of this particular work week since I’m in a friggin’ six day stretch.
If I survive tomorrow, aka: Second Wednesday.
You see, my boss has been on vacation the last ten or so days. I took the initiative – in my spare time, trust me – to do some Spring cleaning. I’d say it’s 70/30 whether he kills me or praises my initiative when he returns tomorrow.
He’s not the quickest to embrace change, you see.
Also, he’s a pack rat.
I’m not the apex of organization. The Filipina Fox…she’s the poster child for organization. If she walked into our shared office…yeah, she’d rather fly full speed into a black hole than spend a full minute in our office.
I’m coming up on a year of working in this environment that is equal parts chaos and clutter.
So, it’s time.
And it’s not that The Boss is on vacation, it’s that – really – I am productivity-wise on fire this week. Might as well strike while the iron is hot, eh?
I’m averaging personally processing three garment racks worth of apparel each day. I average a garment rack’s sales value to be around $2500, so that’s something. Plus, in addition to eliminating some backlog in our apparel processing, we have inventory in a few weeks…getting this stuff hung will be way easier than trying to inventory it in boxes and on pallets.
Speaking of pallets, I broke down four pallets today, too. Three personally, one I had an alley-oop on, as someone else off loaded the pallet and I put it away.
Those accomplishments alone would make me feel like I earned my sore back – er – paycheck this week. However, in addition to my normal daily store support and HR duties and those two achievements I’ve also been onboarding a new junior manager. He’s doing great so far and his attitude is just the can-do shot in the arm our environment needs!
This week – his second – didn’t require as much 1-on-1 time (shut up, Diezel) as his first week, but we probably spent a good six hours together. That’s 15% of a 40 hour work week.
So, for whatever reason, on top of all that great stuff, I decide to clean my rat’s nest of an office.
I felt like both sides of Indiana Jones’ persona:
Carefully excavating the top layers in my archaeological dig to preserve anything of value below,
Heroically overcoming seemingly overwhelming odds to complete my mission.
Aside from the uncertainty of The Boss’ reaction, I’ve also had to face the present danger of navigating the motivation behind the praise of Capt Can’t.
He seems to have enjoyed encouraging my efforts and reassuring me that they’ve tried to organize around The Boss before, but then telling me it always ends up the same.
And if The Boss hates it and goes postal…at least I didn’t die on a pile of retail debris.
But in addition to my 70/30 chances he’ll either hate or love it, I’d say that if he hates it that there’s a 50/50 chance he has a stroke from the shock.
So, tomorrow oughta be pretty exciting!
If we both survive and he does hate it – if I did fall into a trap laid by Capt Can’t – there’s only three more work days until my vacation.
Or my last day…wudyagunnado?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s my hump day. And you can believe that tomorrow – on Second Wednesday – I’m gonna double my pleasure!
Yeah, right. I’m gonna go make dinner and then fall asleep on the couch.