I was challenged by a fellow blogger to complete a BDSM quiz after commenting on his blog entry detailing his results.
Naturally, I ignored him.
I mean, seriously…in the first place, I think I made it six months into 2017 before bothering to be bothered that I hadn’t had sex yet this year. Secondly, kinky sex is about pushing your limits…not one of the top reasons that I engage in sex in the first place. Add to that, pushing your limits should be done with someone you trust.
Have you met gay men? We’re pretty flakey. Most times, I can’t trust someone to show up for a date on time, if at all, or be honest about whether they are single or not. These are not difficult hurdles to clear, people, and gay men frequently fail.
Nonchalantly.
So trusting one of these people to do something with potentially harmful consequences to the my favorite person.
Hard pass.
And let’s face it, when I’m having sex, it’s the intimacy I appreciate, not how well I tolerated to slightly to severely fucked up thing I just did.
Did you see Charles Darwin over there just giving me a big thumbs up?
But, my blog buddy persisted, despite my assurances that I was only living in the kinkiest city in America to drag the average down. Plus, I’d already written a post on this topic.
Nevertheless, I took the damned thing. My results – unsurprising as they are – are below.
Results from bdsmtest.org
82% Vanilla – lights off, Missionary Position, keep your Freak Flag in your drawer.
54% Voyeur – ok, this was a surprise. I assure you, if I’m watching, I’m judging your technique.
47% Ageplayer – yeah, this tracks.
42% Daddy/Mommy – ditto. And it’s high time most of these boys had some active parenting.
39% Boy/Girl – wrong.
39% Brat – I thought it would be a little higher…maybe it doesn’t mean what I think it means.
37% Exhibitionist – gawd. No one wants to see this!
30% Submissive – I prefer to think of it as lazy.
23% Experimentalist – nah.
15% Non-monogamist – not by choice!
14% Primal (Hunter) – it’s not like they’re coming voluntarily.
5% Dominant – this is about right. Lol.
2% Slave – to love, maybe.
1% Degrader – it’s not degrading, it’s the truth!
1% Sadist – nah.
1% Masochist – only because I try to actually date.
1% Degradee – ditto…
1% Primal (Prey) – nope.
1% Switch – they must have rounded up. Generously.
1% Rigger – please. This isn’t Boy Scouts, I’m not tying knots.
1% Master/Mistress – when they are bad boys, oh, who am I kidding? This is wrong.
1% Pet – get away from me. OMG…I’m Myrtle!
0% Rope bunny – exactly.
0% Owner – hashtag: why I’m single.
Feel free to try your own test and comment your results! bdsmtest.org
Hahah could your words be dripping with anymore sarcasm?
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Yes! I totally dialed it back. 🤓🤓🤓
The entire time I was writing I kept thinking, “Fuck sounding…I just want a lovely young man to call my own…that I don’t have to literally tie down to keep!” Hehe.
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Oh yea sounding is a no from me haha. One day I’ll post about my experience at a Dom’s dungeon 😉
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YES! You better…
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Haha it’s not super interesting it’s just a whole lot of me going ‘oh I’m not as into this as I thought I would be’
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I hear things like that and think, “Being ‘closed minded’ pays off!” Lol. But on the other hand, at least you tried before you decided…
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I think I sit somewhere between mild – medium 😂. Just enough spice to make it interesting. But vanilla is still pretty great
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Come to the states and I can promise you a “light choking”…
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Plus some of the age play that you’re into according to the test? 😛
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Bring. It.
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Though my dry spell isn’t bad enough yet to be catching a flight for dick 😂
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Well, I *never*!
Lol. Come for the dick, stay for the green card. I mean HEART.
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Hahaha I’ve heard worse offers.
Will make an excellent blog post I guess.
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“Your Great North American (mis)Adventure”!
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Excellent title. Damn now I need a story to go with it.
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OK this was fun … sorta. Though lots of the questions were rather predictable.
As were the results I suppose 😈
78% Dominant – that’s what he said
69% Vanilla – there is a pun in there somewhere I KNOW it
60% Primal (Hunter) – well, I do bite. And I’m good at finding food.
58% Experimentalist – what does this even mean?
43% Switch – see, I can be a sweetheart after all
38% Non-monogamist – meh. For a lark, maybe.
23% Masochist – in MY job? Duh!
18% Voyeur – blame my scientific curiosity. “How did she DO that?!”
14% Submissive – a girl needs a day off now and then
0% each on slave, pet, owner, brat, degradee – big surprise.
COMPLETELY with you on pushing limits only with someone you trust. But the most scary and thrilling limits are inside your head, always.
So … vanilla with some generous helping of chocolate sprinkles? 😛
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“That’s what he said”? Awesome.
When I looked at my results, I wanted to chuckle at everything that aligned with my personal sexual identity. Since then, I’ve been wondering…I really doubt I’ll change significantly, but it’s still good to remain open to possibility.
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haha, I’ve never seen a bdsm test ripped apart like that. 🙂 made me smile
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i write M/M erotica and I could not get past the 2nd page.
Maybe i need to answer as one of my characters 😛
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I’m thinking you need to answer as *each* of your characters!
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