I mean, right?
But I was aware of the fact as I wrote Fitfy 49:49 that my 2017 theme was quickly winding down. I’ll probably only post once more in that theme.
So, what now?
I thought about resurrecting The Yes Game from 2016. It was a little underutilized in its time, but I worried slightly that it would open a Pandora’s Box of fuckery for me. I have enough readers that know me personally that I could see people basically daring me to do things and invoking TYG if I blinked.
Hashtag: try it
So, I’m leaning toward something fresh.
What are your thoughts on a theme that extrapolates on my $20 first date rule?
Maybe I could commit to 12 entries over the year…I bet I could trick a dozen people into keeping their clothes on the first time we meet. On the one hand, it kind of skews toward relationship failure in 2018, presuming I won’t have a lot of second or third dates this year.
But on the other hand, you know I was going to write about them anyway, so it’s kind of a gimme.
Twenty-eighteen started with an ingrown toenail and what I’m imagining must be a hemorrhoid, why not embrace the pain and write about my datesasters? I’ve kicked around a couple of theme names:
Dating Into Oblivion, which is a subtle play off “fading into oblivion”. I think dating in what I’m going to consider a second run through my 40s – call it a reboot – could easily be seen to have a lovely view of an apocalypse.
Fruitless was my other thought on the theme. Because: Gay + Old + Single = Fruitless
The last reason I’m liking this idea is because after taking a pass at NaNoWriMo last year, having 10-plus 2000 word essays on first dates sets me well upon my way toward that 50000 word NaNoWriMo goal. I’m thinking 30000 words would leave just enough room to provide any potentially necessary debriefing about those elusive second dates. Most likely debriefings in their own right, right?
Who’s got a thought on this?