For those who don’t know, TFW translates from text shorthand to English as: That Feeling When.
It’s generally followed by some awkward inanity, for instance…
TFW: you manage to pluck that unseen ear hair – the one you can feel and hear but just. can’t. see.
This, my friends, is the glamour of aging!
Personally, I’m celebrating with a beer.
atleastihaveafrigginglass 
Kinda like the WTF LOL version of “You know you’re a redneck when…”
The farts that walk with you to the toilet are a good indicator as well. Pfft. blit, plplplpl. Nothing major, just uh oh, get out of bed and they accompany your less than leisurely barefoot stroll…
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That “trip to the loo” music is a sort of victory in itself!
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