I just woke up on the couch.
It’s 3:30 in the afternoon.
Basically, all I remember from last night is texting with a bachelor from earlier this year and watching Black Panther. I started the movie around 9 with some popcorn and dinner rose.
I was being lazy, obviously, because there is half of a warm bottle of rose sitting on my coffee table, telling me I didn’t want to get up for refills. It’s also telling me that I didn’t want to drink much since there’s basically half a bottle’s worth of evidence.
So, I slept about 17 hours on the couch. Most of this was with my face in direct sunlight from the window by which my couch sits.
I’m lucky Myrtle didn’t start eating me when I missed giving her her breakfast kibble at 7. I do remember her meowing at me at some point during the “night” and telling her to shut her stupid cat face. I’m nice like that when I sleep.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that there was a protest poop on the bathroom floor, though. But, still…she is psychotic.
Apparently, I was dead to the world. But I got a good laugh when I woke up and saw this comment about a previous blog post.
Now, pardon me while I go re-rewatch Black Panther.