Unflattering Compliments

“There he is again”, The Fox said as we sat sipping our Pallet Jack and a Pacific Northwest College of Arts student crossed the street in front of us.

There is something so not wrong with that.

Maybe that doesn’t sound enthusiastic, but it’s among one of the higher compliments I can muster after a lifetime of dating in the superlative laced gay dating underworld.

Still, I wouldn’t expect your run of the mill homo to have the attention span to figure out that was a compliment.

So, I’ll just sit here, sipping beer and casting negs with my *NSLP.

*Non Sexual Life Partner, if you must know. 😂