So, this happened…yesterday? No, 1979…wait, it was on the Internet, so definitely yesterday!
Lance and Tom have been married for three years.
That’s 21 dog years.
And in straight years those bitches already be death done parted.
But, happy maniversary.
Apparently they figured out what works for them. Videos of Tomkisding a younger guy notwithstanding. Nor shall any other betrayals of troths I’m not in the loop on stand.
Although, were I Lance? I’d not be surprised that said video showed Tom kissing a controversially young man.
He learned it from you, Lance!
Meh. Whuddyagunnado? Such is the nature of the Gay/December relationship. He’s probably just sussing – allegedly – out talent for when Lance predeceases him by two decades…😬