So, last night while I *wasn’t* sleeping – seriously, it was like…3 in the friggin’ AM – I wandered into this secret FaceBook group I belong to.
Trust me, I belong with these people.
And actually, it was 3:30. I remember Little Buddy checking my recent sleep habits from an earlier conversation today while we were enjoying what I referred to as a breakfast beer since it was the only thing I’d had by 4 PM today besides my energy drink. Waking up at noon puts your whole day into a surreal spiral.
Anywho…in the group, I found this post
Naturally, I laughed loud enough to make Mistress Myrtle look up at me from her position by my thigh.
Shut up, hooman. I need my 20 hours of sleep a day or your life is in jeopardy!
Like I needed that reminder.
And, as if you needed a reminder about my sense of humor. What one Silver Spoon Suitor from my days in Shittatle once referred to as “blue”. Ugh. Genteel people. Gawd save me.
But this post reminded me of an old joke. One of my faves. Me – a giver – felt compelled to share it. Since it’s a secret group, I’ll save you the trouble of trying to find it.
You’re all welcome. Don’t forget to pray for me on Sunday. Maybe say an ejaculation – as one misguided nun at my prep school unfortunately phrased a group prayer from our class in honor of an ailing priest at the Grabby Abbey.
This is my life people, and fortunately, that’s the closest I ever came to harassment during my Catholic School career. 😉
atleastihaveafrigginglass 
Haha, love it.
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The only thing worse than a nun ejaculating is an enthusiastic English as second language guest priest urging everyone at Mass to expose themselves to God.
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That sounds like Portland’s former Mayor, Bud “Expose Yourself to Art” Clark pulling a prank on some innocent congregation!
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Some things in life ALWAYS bring forth a chuckle. Thanks for your efforts! Naked hugs!
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I’m always trying to get a laugh!
Where have you been, friend? I haven’t seen you around in WPland. Have I just been missing you or were you idle for a while?
I’m hoping all is well!
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I was mourning the severe loss of social nudity! 🙂
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What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar?
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I can’t believe I blew fifty bucks back there!
Also, I’m back! I think I will start blogging again. I’m glad to see a familiar face still blogging!
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Reminds me of a similar joke – great for family gatherings at the holidays:
What do the female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while all their husbands are out with Santa?
Go to town and blow a few bucks.
PS: I never gave up on you! Glad to see you back again.
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HAHA, thats a good one too! AW, thanks for not giving up on me! I kind of don’t know what to blog about since we are in quarantine though but I want to start up again.
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Clearly, the only acceptable topics presently are your home workouts or bread baking endeavors.
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LOL what about Grindr hook ups?
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Oh, they’re the most important thing ever…just ask them!
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Any recommendations on current gay blogs to get into?
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Honestly, not really. I started following Diary of An Aesthete, but he doesn’t post often. Good pictures and travel blogger. A little spiritual, which keeps me nimble. But no other big finds and my original group of gay bloggers is thinning…
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Ok, well I’m back at least 🙂
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Bring it! 😊
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