Ok, I’m far more a Martha Stewart than a Snoop Dog. Still, I figured an update on my subbing in a Weed Cocktail in lieu of beer or wine was needed.
In case you missed it – or can’t/won’t click the embedded link – at the end of August, I ventured into my neighborhood weed shop. It was on the advice of a passenger, who I had picked up at work and taken to her home.
I’d been complaining about how weed was taboo when I was in school and that had caused it to never really become a part of my work detox routine.
The syzzurp was her recommendation. The bottle I bought has 25 doses, but I’m only taking a half dose in my weedtini so I’m only just now getting to the bottom of my first $55 bottle.
September wasn’t the model Dry Month, but it was definitely arid.
Going into September, I could recall one lockdown night that didn’t involve a drink or more. In September, my daily drinking went to a mere six occurrences. That doesn’t mean I was sucking down a syzzurp nightcap before bed those other nights, either.
That was a great realization. I wasn’t trading one habit for another, I was changing my ritual.
But on those nights I did partake of my new relaxation inclination?
Ten hours of sleep.
It’s leveling out closer to 8 hours, about as many weeks into this experiment. I’ll take that result.
Interestingly enough, regardless of how many hours of sleep I get off my W&T (weed & tonic), I’m amused to discover that I usually awake in the same position I went to sleep in.
It’s a phenomenon called Coffin Sleep, which is dark, but apt. I didn’t initially realize this was happening. But as my better sleep led to waking up later and that led to going to bed later…it became obvious that it was happening.
Mistress Myrtle gets the credit.
She would still retire at a respectable hour.
Me? I may drive until midnight or even 1 AM, because those rides just keep coming in. That’s so strange to experience, but another story.
I come home, maybe have a snack and a bubble water while watching an episode of whatever binge I’m currently passing time with. In September, that was still X-Files – there were 11 seasons and two movies, after all.
This month, I’m working my way through Ally McBeal. So I’ll have my snack and watch an episode. Make my Snoop-hattan and sip it during the second and then either turn in or watch a third episode while the syzzurp kicks in.
At worst, I’m a little head high when I head to bed. Usually, I’m just very heavy lidded.
The reason Myrt gets credit for me realizing I’d been sleeping coffin sleep deep is that when she went to bed ahead of me, she picked her spot on the bed for the night. When I wanted to get in, I had to fold in around her, which led to some strange bent spoon type sleeping positions. When I would wake up in a pike position or looking like the letter K in sign language, I figured it out.
Damn alpha cat.
Even though the positioning might be awkward, it never takes longer than 5 minutes to fall asleep. And that’s a great 5 minutes, too.
It’s like my body just lets go. It’s the most relaxed I feel all day. My body just coalesces into itself. I know where my arms and legs are located, but where they touch each other, I don’t know where each ends or begins.
On nights where I don’t coffin sleep, I
might still wake up to pee a few hours after bed. Those bouts were fewer and farther in between than the prior six months of it being a nightly occurrence.
But those were the nights I learned about the body high that came with this product!
I think I should get a Nest security system just to watch the video of my nocturnal not so jaunty jaunts to the loo after a few hours of weed napping the night away. I imagine I’m about as graceful as Frankenstein out on a somnambulistic stroll.
When I get to the can, I’ve got to hold on to the wall as I squat so I don’t fall over or miss. I know that standing is a non-option for these episodes.
And then, <poof> right back to sleep.
The only real downside I have experienced – and it may not even be related – are my dreams.
Specifically, the snake dreams.
Snakes are not something I find not terrifying. Having them in my dreams was a very infrequent occurrence, pre-weedtini. I’m encountering them in my unconscious at least once a week now, so that’s quite an uptick.
The truly strange thing is that they are just there. Not doing anything scary, just being all snake-y. They might just be chilling somewhere on the sidelines of the dream. Occasionally, they have been cruising around the room I’m in in the dream. Once they were slithering up my body while I dreamed that I was sleeping in my bed.
Then there was the dream where I woke up in my dream to find my left leg inside a snake’s mouth and the snake just kinda looking at me with an expression that was somewhere between “What?” and “Hey Buddy, a little help here?”
Generally, I still prefer my dreams to lack a specific slither. But I’m not inclined to sub alcohol back into my relaxation routine as long as this is an option!
4 thoughts on “Snoop-date”
Just being snakey xD
Kudos for the excessively creative snoopcombos for weedtinis!
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Thank you! It’s funny, I was just looking at this post as you were commenting, thinking, “Should I change the name to Snüpdate?” I feel like I left a pun on the table.
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This is a bit more accessible imho 😉
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The best thing is reduced alcohol consumption. That shit will kill you. The only downside to herbal intake is the things one finds fascinating in the midst are rarely so later on. The snakes are good. Someone told m3 to write down my deepest thoughts when I’d wake up in the middle of the night, or after a youthful bongfest. “The room smells like pickles” was one epiphany. One too many. But it beats alcohol!
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