So, this happened on Instagram today.
Having a problematic memory, I looked at her profile to make sure I hadn’t unremembered knowing her. Here’s what I got for that effort.
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Like…take that shit to Tinder, woman. The ‘gram ain’t for that kind of love.
atleastihaveafrigginglass 
Whatever it was before Facebook, there was this woman on whatever that was who was in the top 5 of hits, likes, follows. She was a bartender from New York somewhere. There were weeks she was number 1. She dispensed advice, had a cool persona, was the big deal. She was really a stock photo headshot and a guy who got so caught up in how much everyone loved “her” he couldn’t put it down. Tits and a wink. Anybody ever ‘splained you da the coke bottle shaped dat way? Girl has 3 posts and 80 some followers? Damn. She pops some cleavage pics, stand by for the downpour of stupidity realized.
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LOL! 😉
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