What is it, you ask?
A new dance craze sweeping the globe on Tik Tok?
Or something far more rewarding?
Yes, yes…it’s that one.
And it’s a reeeaaaaalllly sweet reward. The perfect embodiment of poetic justice, or to extend the analogy, just desserts.
First, a recap:
In an effort to reverse the 50 year old law of the land on abortion and a woman’s right to choose, a pro-life law was passed in Texas banning abortion past the sixth week of pregnancy. Forget that many women don’t even know they are pregnant at the sixth week for a variety of reasons like the timing or regularity of their cycle or even just plain, old denial and hope. Feel free to set aside as well that many pregnancies self-terminate in the first trimester and the six week ban doesn’t even cover half that benchmark, do the pro-lifers were defending a life that may be doomed before it has a brainwave anyway. And on that note, just ignore that the nickname for this law is the Heartbeat Bill, as six weeks is generally when a heartbeat is detected during pregnancy and the Religious Wrong has decided – overriding the scientific community on this – that life begins at the heartbeat…a tactical retreat from their usual “conception” standpoint. Don’t worry, I’m sure they will vacillate between the two standpoints as is convenient for them.
Meanwhile, smash cut to confessionals across the country with lines of pro-lifers lined up outside of them and around the block waiting to confess their “sin” after having spontaneous orgasms at the passing of this law.
For all the twisted machinations behind this five-plus decades long fight by the religious community and the individual rights restrictive results of a woman no longer having agency over her own body, the people behind this Heartbeat Bill were nicknamed the Texas Taliban.
Liberals can be pithy, too.
And, boooooyyyy did the Religious Wrong hate that nickname. Sadly, it’s completely apt, given how the basis of this law reflect the way women are treated more as property in a religious culture far more
ridiculous restrictive than anything previously experienced in American religious culture. Aside from the prevalence of religion amongst the slaves in early America, that is…but is that really the closest comparisons reasonable organization would strive for?
Never-mind, I realized I just used the adjective “reasonable” in relation to the group of nutsacks I call the Religious Wrong. I withdraw the question.
How did this – could this – have even happened?
Clever pro-life rabbits, that’s how.
Let me copy/paste something from The Guardian to save time:
“When a conservative state passes an abortion ban – as they do with some regularity – state employees are usually tasked with enforcing the law, those employees are named as defendants in lawsuits brought by pro-choice groups, and the law is blocked from going into effect by courts that declare it unconstitutional before any real patients are denied abortion care.”
The psychotic brilliance of the Texas Taliban’s plan is that it shortcuts the normal channel of enforcing the validity of a law: opponents suing “The State” over enforcement of said law. No, this law removes that step and takes it into some sort of Orwellian Bigger Brother scenario: citizen enforcement.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for people calling out unacceptable behaviors when they arise to prevent our culture from being sucked even further into the quagmire of this A-me-rica we’re all living in now.
This law, though, incentivizes it. It doesn’t openly solicit frivolous lawsuits, except it does. The law allows any average Jane or Joe to sue not only the mother, but any people perceived to be involved in the effort of terminate s pregnancy past the six week mark.
The enforcement of the law is up to the citizens, not the government. It offers a $10,000 bounty on people “assisting” in an abortion effort.
Front desk clerks.
Bus or ride-share drivers.
(Yes, I legitimately got an email from Lyft telling me they had the backs of their drivers, as we’re not expected – by any reasonable person – to know where our passengers are going or what they intend to do once they arrive. Or, I suppose, what a six-plus-weeks-pregnant woman looks like.
Fucking nut jobs. But, like I said…brilliant. Diabolically so.
At least so far…
You’ve heard the expression “Fighting fire with fire”?
Well, in this case, to get the legal ball rolling, the pro-choicers are fighting crazy with crazy.
Like, really crazy.
The law was expected to be more of a deterrent to providers, versus a tool of enforcement. As expected, a doctor who took his Hippocratic Oath seriously, performed a now illegal abortion.
As not expected, he then wrote an op-ed about it, effectively declaring open season on himself for the bounty hunters.
As also expected, this prompted two lawsuits against him.
Less expected, was that the lawsuits were filed by pro-choicers and not pro-lifers.
Take that, Texas Taliban.
The most delicious part of this isn’t the Texas Taliban reeling over this development – although that is a delightful sight to behold. No, it’s that neither of the people bringing these suits is a Texas resident!
And, as I hinted at, they both seem equally equipped to battle fight crazy with crazier. They are both defrocked lawyers, tee-hee. And one is even under house arrest – I know not what for. That one openly states in his suit that if there’s
bounty money to be made off of this law, he’s going to make it.
Then he refers to himself in the third person.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m livid at this intrusion of church interests into our collective state. I went rounds for days with some of the giddy pro-lifers who celebrated this <ahem> abortion of justice. But stupid Americans who are only interested in
validating furthering their narrow minded interests by inflicting them on the rest of us and calling that freedom being out maneuvered by individuals the left would never hold up as our standard bearers?
That’s a justice whose irony I can appreciate.
5 thoughts on “A Texas Taliban Twist”
The true hypocrisy in the pandering is a mandate that no entity except non-governmental, non public businesses can require masks. Because personal liberty is at stake! Bull. Shit. Personal liberty unless you’re a female. let’s take this national. The Border patrol is the problem! WTF? Sorry, Obiden and Camel-la, it’s a fucked up hot mess because you have no immigration policy no foreign policy, no economic policy, no homeland security policy, no fucking plan, period. Texas is a mess of left and right stupidity but at least the governor knows when we’re being invaded. Something Washington is oblivious to.
Damnit, Phil! I made such an effort not to tie in the pro-lifers and the Texans’ COVID behaviors around masks and vaccinations! 🤓🤓🤓
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It’s so inbred, though🤣
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The absurdity of this effort by the self-righteous is both disgusting and shocking! However, your research is most rewarding! Great job, my friend! 🙂 Naked hugs!
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