What keeps Apple at bay?
Still “Not Now”, Apple.
I sprang for the iPhone 7 because I was tired of the storage-slash-memory on my 6s being too full to download apps or take pics when I wanted. That was ~$500 – which comes out to $27/mo, until I got bored with a $100 monthly phone bill and paid it off last month – and now I gotta cough up another buck or three a month to get you off my back again?
For – y’know – ever.
Can I just buy a ranch in the Cloud where all of my storage can run free with apps and pictures of my meals and Myrtle?
Hey…even better, can you make it easier for me to delete apps from my Cloud ranch that I really don’t want any more?
Looking at you, Scruff and Grindr.
My virtual world would be a lot less cluttered without you two hoes running around eyeballing the fenceposts on my Cloud ranch. My actual world would probably be greatly enhanced without you reducing my culture to its basest components.
Hey, Apple…if I do cough up $2.99/mo forever can you get rid of the asocial media apps?
Oh, right…one begets the other. Gotcha.
The most frustrating thing is this, no…wait. I just thought of another:
1) With a billion active Apple products in the world, can you really not afford to give up s little more free space in this vague Cloud thing? Google gives its customers unlimited photo backup when they buy a Pixel phone. Are they better than Apple?!? Don’t tell me you’re hurting for cash and looking for a way to scrape together an extra half bil each month to make ends meet…
2) Is this weekly passive-aggressive sales pitch really just a way of making me break up with you and get with GOOG? We’ve been together for six years. We’ve had three phones together…doesn’t that mean anything to you?
I mean, I get that you’re not going to give me more free space in the Cloud or let me delete obsolete apps from it. But at least let me delete photos from my camera roll after I put them in a file without deleting them from both locations…that just screams redundant space usage in the Cloud.
Oops…sorry about the not so subtle obscenity in the wallpaper on my screen grab. Here’s the whole pic for you curious types:
At least it wasn’t the actual pic that gave The Wallpaper his name…that is a deliciously inappropriate pic.