This one’s for you, I reckon.
For everyone who isn’t you…here’s a lil pic for some backstory.
Now, I love people flipping me a dose of shit. It’s far easier for it to happen here – in the comfort of my own phone – than to trek all the way up to the Oregon Zoo and stand impatiently in front of the monkey exhibit. So, I’m smiling at what I assume is intended as good natured chop busting.
Still, since I don’t normally interact with someone with the handle Someone, I am curious about who Someone could be. Literally, anyone!
Naturally, last night around midnight when I saw this – alone in my bed while Mistress Myrtle stalked around the perimeter to plan her next attack – my mind was primed to go to a dark place. In doing a little – very little – slogging around the WordPress, I found that there’s no profile attached to this handle. Which is weird for WordPress.
It’s just like that time Sacha made a…Noooo. He wouldn’t…this isn’t his style…
So, I told him – this Someone person – that March was the next time I could go 30/30, took a Mellie and pulled a pillow over my face.
But after a restful night of sleep, a tasty smoothie for breakfast and otherwise wildly productive morning…I’m feeling creative. So I beta-read a quarter of a friend’s novel – my second run through – and still felt a little mojo percolating. I’d told myself that January was to wear me out on writing so I could set a goal of editing and formatting my own book in February before seeking out next steps in March.
Having any mojo left after January actually feels good!
But I came out of it ready to work on what I’d written. I’ve made notes on what I want to do next and have a couple other pipeline ideas written down, too. I think this is what focus looks like for me.
Still, I want to post a few blog entries throughout this month, too. I’d committed to structuring my editing efforts into a Monday through Friday discipline, so perhaps I can blog on weekends?
Both what I experienced last night at dinner and this morning on my way to coffee reinforced that I need to blog. Both occasions presented me with amusing “What could possibly go wrong?” anecdotes. Maybe they were more “This would only happen to me“, now that I think about it.
Obviously, I need to record those, either way…last night’s is too long for this particular post. My draft backlog is down to seven after January, so this seems like a perfect time to add one.
The Silver Fox and I made coffee plans for this morning before I left last night. As usual, it’s basically our usual plan, which is always as tentative as it is usual.
So, I confirmed this morning that I was up for it. In a rare turn of events, he wasn’t! That gave me an excuse to put on a hoodie and get back into bed with my smoothie and read more.
After I showered and got myself ready for a dinner party at Little Buddy’s place this afternoon, I decided to strike out for some coffee anyway. I only had two “coffee dates” last week and figured I should start this week off strong.
The world doesn’t need an under caffeinated Xtopher…we’ve already got millennials.
I dress for dinner, check the weather – we’re supposed to get snow tonight! – to make sure I choose an appropriate jacket and head out toward Nossa Familia.
I can handle 45 degrees in my mid-weight jacket. Tomorrow, though, I’ll finally have a chance to pull out my heavy jacket. Despite MomDonna’s protests that my go-to coat isn’t heavy enough for the weather, I don’t get out my heavy coat until the temps are in the 30s. I don’t want to pull my big down jacket out when it’s in the 40s, only to become truly miserable when the temps become inhospitable to human existence.
You gotta have a plan in this world, and that is mine.
I’m not kidding, that’s pretty much it in it’s entirety.
I get two blocks into my ten block coffee commute and it starts drizzling. Fine, it’s Portland. I look up and decide the clouds were just a little too heavy and decided to let off a little water weight.
Two blocks later, it’s hailing.
I debate ducking in to the RiteAid for an umbrella but still think that this is just a weird fluke. The clouds just don’t look rainy enough. Like, surely they don’t have anything more than this in them.
A block later, I’m ducking into a dry spot under the balcony of an apartment building.
It’s absolutely pissing.
I debate going home. Meanwhile, the troll in the back of my head is whispering “Caffeine” in a sing-songy voice.
I wait it out.
By the time I get to the next block, it has suddenly started pouring again and the hail has gotten larger. I’m right by my gym and I’m dripping wet.
I’ll be damned if I’m going in there!
I trudge on.
The rain stops as suddenly as it began two blocks away from Nossa. I give myself a good shake and mentally amend my usual iced latte order to a hottie as I enter the final stretch. Strangely, everyone passing by around me looks mysteriously not drenched.
The good thing about a little downpour is that when I opened the door to Nossa, no line.
On the other hand…walking into the cafe, I’m all
Fortunately, I know my barista husband is in Antigua with the Nossa Familia familia on an annual educational excursion they award to employees. What I get today is just my back-up barista husband and some openly straight married guy.
So, I’m just sitting here sipping my hot latte and rocking the wet cat look I’m sporting.
Now, c’mon, Someone let me know who you are…as long as it’s not in some weird “better sleep with your lights on” way!
4 thoughts on “Who’s the Heckler?”
It was me.
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Well, I left myself wide open to that one…
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I can assure you that it wasn’t me. Never! Not e-v-e-r! No way! Naked hugs! 🙂
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