My new neighbor moved out of my old unit.
This is the guy who took a month to move in to my old unit at the beginning of the year. I saw him twice and we spoke once.
Yes, he offended me.
Ergo, I nicknamed him The Seaward.
Not because he was always heading for the beach, not that I’d know. It’s a play on words.
Well, a specific word.
The C-Word – in case you needed that spelled out.
And, no. I did not mean it in the cool English slang way.
Anyway, his move out has been as subtle as his move-in. Over the last several months I’ve begun realizing that he just spends very little time at home. My presumption was that he was at his boyfriend’s. But in the past weeks, his patio has been looking less and less like a set from Sanford and Son.
The middle of last week, I noticed some tree debris in the hallway and later noticed that even the planter with his lil shrub in it was gone. Now it’s just the prohibited-but-don’t-let-that-stop-you BBQ and The Seaward’s beach chair left.
In an unguarded moment last weekend, I saw a moving truck outside my building and thought, “Oh boy, new neighbors!” My first thought was that one of the four – of eighteen – units for sale had sold.
Then I caught myself.
Took a month to move in.