BDSM Quiz

I was challenged by a fellow blogger to complete a BDSM quiz after commenting on his blog entry detailing his results.

Naturally, I ignored him.

I mean, seriously…in the first place, I think I made it six months into 2017 before bothering to be bothered that I hadn’t had sex yet this year.  Secondly, kinky sex is about pushing your limits…not one of the top reasons that I engage in sex in the first place.  Add to that, pushing your limits should be done with someone you trust.  

Have you met gay men?  We’re pretty flakey.  Most times, I can’t trust someone to show up for a date on time, if at all, or be honest about whether they are single or not.  These are not difficult hurdles to clear, people, and gay men frequently fail.

Nonchalantly.

So trusting one of these people to do something with potentially harmful consequences to the my favorite person.

Hard pass.

And let’s face it, when I’m having sex, it’s the intimacy I appreciate, not how well I tolerated to slightly to severely fucked up thing I just did.

Did you see Charles Darwin over there just giving me a big thumbs up?

But, my blog buddy persisted, despite my assurances that I was only living in the kinkiest city in America to drag the average down.  Plus, I’d already written a post on this topic.

Nevertheless, I took the damned thing.  My results – unsurprising as they are – are below.

Results from bdsmtest.org 

82% Vanilla – lights off, Missionary Position, keep your Freak Flag in your drawer.

54% Voyeur – ok, this was a surprise.  I assure you, if I’m watching, I’m judging your technique.

47% Ageplayer – yeah, this tracks.

42% Daddy/Mommy – ditto.  And it’s high time most of these boys had some active parenting.

39% Boy/Girl – wrong.

39% Brat – I thought it would be a little higher…maybe it doesn’t mean what I think it means.

37% Exhibitionist – gawd.  No one wants to see this!  

30% Submissive – I prefer to think of it as lazy.

23% Experimentalist – nah.

15% Non-monogamist – not by choice!

14% Primal (Hunter) – it’s not like they’re coming voluntarily.

5% Dominant – this is about right.  Lol.

2% Slave – to love, maybe.

1% Degrader – it’s not degrading, it’s the truth!

1% Sadist – nah.

1% Masochist – only because I try to actually date.

1% Degradee – ditto…

1% Primal (Prey) – nope.

1% Switch – they must have rounded up.  Generously.

1% Rigger – please.  This isn’t Boy Scouts, I’m not tying knots.

1% Master/Mistress – when they are bad boys, oh, who am I kidding?  This is wrong.

1% Pet – get away from me.  OMG…I’m Myrtle!

0% Rope bunny – exactly.

0% Owner – hashtag: why I’m single.

Feel free to try your own test and comment your results!  bdsmtest.org

BDSM Quiz

21 thoughts on “BDSM Quiz

    1. Yes! I totally dialed it back. 🤓🤓🤓
      The entire time I was writing I kept thinking, “Fuck sounding…I just want a lovely young man to call my own…that I don’t have to literally tie down to keep!” Hehe.

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  1. OK this was fun … sorta. Though lots of the questions were rather predictable.

    As were the results I suppose 😈

    78% Dominant – that’s what he said
    69% Vanilla – there is a pun in there somewhere I KNOW it
    60% Primal (Hunter) – well, I do bite. And I’m good at finding food.
    58% Experimentalist – what does this even mean?
    43% Switch – see, I can be a sweetheart after all
    38% Non-monogamist – meh. For a lark, maybe.
    23% Masochist – in MY job? Duh!
    18% Voyeur – blame my scientific curiosity. “How did she DO that?!”
    14% Submissive – a girl needs a day off now and then

    0% each on slave, pet, owner, brat, degradee – big surprise.

    COMPLETELY with you on pushing limits only with someone you trust. But the most scary and thrilling limits are inside your head, always.

    So … vanilla with some generous helping of chocolate sprinkles? 😛

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    1. “That’s what he said”? Awesome.
      When I looked at my results, I wanted to chuckle at everything that aligned with my personal sexual identity. Since then, I’ve been wondering…I really doubt I’ll change significantly, but it’s still good to remain open to possibility.

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